[He wasn't born yesterday. He's seen deceptive real estate before. This one is small, but it's built in a way that is meant to be inviting. He takes a small tour... There's enough space to live, but he would have to get creative with his furniture. The reason for this is the patio, which takes up space that would otherwise be devoted to the bedroom.
He walks into the kitchen, looks around, and abruptly delivers his judgment:]
... No, this won't do. The stove and sink are directly opposed. If the elements clash, then energy will become stagnant and could affect one's health and fortune. There isn't enough room for an island, either...
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I see...
[He wasn't born yesterday. He's seen deceptive real estate before. This one is small, but it's built in a way that is meant to be inviting. He takes a small tour... There's enough space to live, but he would have to get creative with his furniture. The reason for this is the patio, which takes up space that would otherwise be devoted to the bedroom.
He walks into the kitchen, looks around, and abruptly delivers his judgment:]
... No, this won't do. The stove and sink are directly opposed. If the elements clash, then energy will become stagnant and could affect one's health and fortune. There isn't enough room for an island, either...
The next apartment, if you would.