[The teleportation magic is a thing that Jusis is eternally grateful for every day of his life. That being said, the inevitable question does get a small, rare blush from him.]

Well... that would be....

[Hrk, suddenly he wishes he could teleport away from this situation, but. It's fine. It's fine! They're both adults and it's. Going. To. Be. Fine.

Probably.

Jusis sighs.]

The Moogles were delivering a set of wedding rings. Apparently, one of the employees at the Goodwill decided that "the stars" have decreed... marriage... for the three of us. And I believe they may have sneakily made us sign for a marriage license as well.