[Jusis doesn't even suspect a thing when he hears the doorbell. When he opens the door, he's shocked to see the Moogles there. One of the little weirdos takes out a trumpet from nowhere and loudly blasts a few notes out before the delivery Moogle starts talking.]
Congratulations on your purchase, kupo! The shopkeeper at the Goodwill has stated that the stars have aligned for you to join your partners in holy mogtrimony, kupo!
[There are the sounds of party poppers going off and a spontaneous shower of confetti and glitter falls from the heavens... somehow. They then present to him on a satin pillow a set of wedding rings. Three of them.]
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Congratulations on your purchase, kupo! The shopkeeper at the Goodwill has stated that the stars have aligned for you to join your partners in holy mogtrimony, kupo!
[There are the sounds of party poppers going off and a spontaneous shower of confetti and glitter falls from the heavens... somehow. They then present to him on a satin pillow a set of wedding rings. Three of them.]
...Excuse me?