Christ, they’re slacking. The flight was uneventful, thanks. I would’ve checked in earlier, but the jet lag and the sudden memory dump about Zhongli and Eunie kinda threw me off-balance.

…I won’t tell the higher-ups about them. I swear. They’re happier than I ever saw them before.

[A cough.] Anyway, besides that, I was also gonna offer my services as a private eye. You’re a lawyer, and I need a steady income source that doesn’t come from a secret organization that used to have a dragon in the basement.